all white boys need to have vine permanently deleted off their phones
Sometimes I wish I could meet Harry just to thank him and tell him that he is such a lovely and caring person with the biggest heart ever like no I don’t want an autograph I don’t want you to sign my shirt or take a picture I want to hug you long and thank you for everything you have ever done for me because I don’t think he realizes how important and amazing he is and that makes me sad
I think, in the end, he realized how important he was to everyone.
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
you had me at rich snail
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment